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"His technique seemed to revolve around breathing as hard as possible. It was so distracting, all this huffing and puffing. I felt like one of the three little pigs." |
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"I read this book once. 'Secrets of a Happy Marriage.' Some American doctor. What a load of rubbish. Didn't mention lying at all." |
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"Now where we live, it's a bit remote. Lovely house. Architect designed, of course. Which means that we have lights halfway up the walls and an extra bathroom." |
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"'Be prepared', that's what they always tell you - 'Be prepared'... of course they never tell you for what and I wasn't ready for that." |
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"What's all this nonsense about pan fried salmon and oven baked pears? How else do you fry something apart from in a bloody frying pan? What's for dessert, knife-cut cheesecake and spoon-stirred coffee?" |
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"God may like to think of himself as the milk monitor of human kindness, but I reckon he still has his Old Testament days, when anything short of a plague of frogs counts as infinite mercy." |
